Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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