Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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