K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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