He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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