I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
look no pants
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Sorry my hands just texted you
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I have post one night stand depression
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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