you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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