i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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