I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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