garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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