Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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