Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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