i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Shame - the story of my life.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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