But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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