Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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