Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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