Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
There r osticjed everywhere
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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