What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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