Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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