the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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