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OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Don't EVER smell your tampon
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You ate ashes out of my bong
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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