you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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