Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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