I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
