who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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