Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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