I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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