My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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