I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
either way he was missing a nipple.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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