As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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