He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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