I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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