yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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