My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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