i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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