wrigley field is MILF paradise
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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