I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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