Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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