I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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