Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
