You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I have demons in me.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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