We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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