You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
