she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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