Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This is the high leading the old right now
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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