new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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