belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
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