And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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