I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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