Don't make out with my wife yet
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize