Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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