yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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