You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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