I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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